#trice forgotten incorrect quotes

[aladywithabat]

anh: You look nice, I want to kiss you. alestes: What? anh: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN’T MISS YOU.

[genderfluidcrowley]

Inez: Hey Siva, have you seen my lucky fishing hat?

Siva: I think Anh was wearing it earlier, why?

Inez: Because he caught a huge fish and I want to see if it works for me too.

Siva: I don't think it's the hat that's lucky, it's Anh's charm.

[aladywithabat]

alestes: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

[genderfluidcrowley]

Hairdresser: How would you like your hair cut? Anh: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.

[genderfluidcrowley]

Siva: It's not ugly, just aesthetically challenged.

[aladywithabat]

Gammon: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

[genderfluidcrowley]

Alestes: What is your biggest weakness?

Anh: I can be uncooperative.

Alestes: Okay, can you give me an example?

Anh: No.

[genderfluidcrowley]

Alestes: All of your existences are confusing. The Crew: How so? Alestes: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

[aladywithabat]

siva: inez, can I talk to you for a second? inez: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and noor are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss? siva: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

[genderfluidcrowley]

Anh: "Hey Gammon, watch this! I can catch a fish with my bare hands."

Gammon: "You're wasting your time, Anh. Use a net like a normal person."

Alestes: "I don't think he's trying to be normal, Gammon."

Anh: "I caught one! Look!" (holds up a tiny fish)

Gammon: "That's not even a decent size, Anh. Try harder."

Anh: "At least I caught something, Gammon. What did you catch today? Oh, that's right, a cold."

[aladywithabat]

noor: I think we're missing something. siva: Teamwork? alestes: Cohesion? inez: A general sense of what we’re doing?

[genderfluidcrowley]

Siva: "Inez, why did the cartographer break up with his girlfriend?"

Inez: "I have no idea, why?"

Siva: "Because she was too obtuse for him."

[genderfluidcrowley]

Inez: I may be genderfluid, but my identity is not a puzzle, it’s fluid!

[aladywithabat]

alestes: accidentally brushes anh’s hand with her own anh: aggressively holds her hand Fucking commit to it!

[genderfluidcrowley]

Anh: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking.